[Primeira Parte]

C                       D
  I was supposed to be sent away
      Bm                     Em
But they forgot to come and get me
C                 D
  I was a functioning

Alcoholic till nobody
 G             Em
Noticed my new aesthetic

C                 D
  All of this to say
                Bm
I hope you're okay
                Em
But you're the reason
C             D
  And no one here's to blame
      G                     Em
But what about your quiet treason?

[Refrão]

           C                   D
And for a fortnight, there we were

Forever running to you
 Bm             Em
Sometimes ask about the weather
                   C
Now, you're in my backyard
             D
Turned into good neighbours
                   G  
Your wife waters flowers
         Em     
I wanna kill her

( C  D  G )

[Segunda Parte]

C                      D
  All my mornings are mondays
            Bm          Em
Stuck in an endless February
C                     D
  I took the miracle move-on drug
       G               Em
The effects were temporary

       C              D
And I love you, it's ruining my life
        Bm             Em
(And I love you, it's ruining my life)
   C              D
I touched you for only a fortnight
    G                   Em
(I touched you), but I touched you

[Refrão]

           C                   D
And for a fortnight, there we were

Forever running to you
 Bm             Em
Sometimes ask about the weather
                   C
Now, you're in my backyard
             D
Turned into good neighbours
                   G  
Your wife waters flowers
         Em     
I wanna kill her

           C                   D
And for a fortnight, there we were

Together, running to you
 Bm                 Em
Sometimes come and tug my sweater
                    C
Now, you're at the mailbox
          D
Turned into good neighbours
                G
My husband is cheating
         Em
I wanna kill him

[Ponte]

       C              D
And I love you, it's ruining my life
        Bm             Em
(And I love you, it's ruining my life)
   C              D
I touched you for only a fortnight
    G               Em
(I touched you), I touched you

       C              D
And I love you, it's ruining my life
        Bm             Em
(And I love you, it's ruining my life)
   C              D
I touched you for only a fortnight
    G               Em
(I touched you), I touched you

[Final]

      C                   D
I'm  calling ya, but you won't pick up
         Bm                 Em
‘Nother fortnight lost in America
          C               D
Move to Florida, buy the car you want
        G                       Em
But it won't start up till you touch

Touch, touch me

     C                   D
I'm calling ya, but you won't pick up
         Bm                 Em
‘Nother fortnight lost in America
          C               D
Move to Florida, buy the car you want
        G                       Em
But it won't start up till you touch

Touch, touch you